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Reblogged from bachlobster

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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(Source: bachlobster, via sarcastic-snowflake)


Reblogged from dissipate0revaporate

IF ANYONE HAS JOHN GREEN’S REAL TUMBLR LET ME KNOW

fishingboatproceeds:

I will let you know if I discover anything.

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Reblogged from brennablueskies
wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)


Reblogged from chxshire

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

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Reblogged from librarian-byday

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

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Reblogged from babyklupcakes

babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity

(via sarcastic-snowflake)


Reblogged from nervation
charmanter: underthespokes: Meanwhile on Classic Who

charmanter:

underthespokes:

Meanwhile on Classic Who

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Reblogged from undiegirl

destiel-is-superwholocked:

avatardedpotterhead:

undiegirl:

but can we take a moment to appreciate this

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because that is a fucking kiss

a kiss like that deserves it’s own post

a kiss like that deserves it’s own show

friendly reminder that Jenny Vastra and Strax saw him thrust his tongue into thin air

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(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)


Reblogged from noonereadstheurl

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

(via pizza)


Reblogged from hunterandrewpence

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via pizza)